Fugly Shrugly

I’m not the biggest fan of ruffles.

Nor am I the biggest fan of skin-tight half sweaters that accentuate nothing but the joint between my shoulders and arms.

Enter the Ruffle Knit Shrug:

Price: $13.80

Let’s pause for a moment and forget about the absurd ruffles, which are too short to provide any neck warmth and too plentiful to provide any sanity.

Briefly disregard the overall uncomfortable, bunchy polyester clusterfuck of it all.

Just focus on the models face.

The model, whose sole purpose here is to sell the garment by inspiring our lustful envy, could only muster a look of peeved bewilderment, as if someone had just told a racist joke in mixed company or asked her to take her shoes off before coming into their house.

Forever 21, WTF?

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2 responses to “Fugly Shrugly

  1. Effie

    I’m just wondering what made her decide to tuck only the three inches front and center of her top into her pants.

  2. Wednesday

    A part of me wants this.
    It may be the unfashionable, completely unreasonable part, however.

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