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Real Vests, All Day, On the Block

Vests.

They’re not just for chronically single, 42-year-old homeroom teachers anymore.

Suedette Fringe Vest: $19.80

I really shouldn’t be too hard on this vest, though. It did take time out of it’s busy schedule doing Wicca and listening to Tori Amos’ full discography to be here with us today.

Forever 21,

Blessed Be.

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Perfect Super Bowl Outfit

Oh yes.

Loop Yarn Sweater Vest: $17.99

Guacamole and vomit stains will blend right the eff into this doodoo colored thing.

Forever 21, Game on.

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Derelicte!

WTFresh Hell is this?

Price: $26.00

Is that an old fisherman’s net with little peices of trash  and carp scales bundled together at the collar? Are those yarn loops?

Nope. Just trash.

This thing looks like a piece from Mugatu’s Derelicte campaign.

Forever 21,

WTF?

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