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Wonderful Wednesday: Valentine’s Day Edition

Once a week, for but a brief 24 hour period, we press pause on the mini series of hate that is WTForever 21 and give propers to F21 for their thrifty and wonderful selections.

In honor of Valentine’s Day, this Wednesday we’re bringing the sex.

Peep Toe Heels: $22.80

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5 Things to Wear that Guarantee NO Sex on Valentine’s Day

Any hooker knows a cheap looking outfit can snag you a sex partner quicker than an STD can latch itself onto your labia. Tight, short and spandexy seems to the be the rule when it comes to wearing clothes made for getting it on.

And Forever 21 has Spandex in SPADES.

Exhibit A

But what about those ladies who want their bits left alone on Valentine’s Day? Those who want their breastessess unmolesteded? Forever 21 has got THAT covered too.

Here are the five clothing items that make Valentine’s Day a practically guaranteed no grope event. Continue reading

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VALENTINE’S DAY GIVEAWAY WINNERS!

Damn, ya’ll. You touched me.

Your stories of love, loss and banging outfits on VDay’s past warmed my cold, black, WTFing little heart.

So many of you had hilarious. romantic or tragic tales and you all wore awesome outfits, but just like a battle to death in one of the Highlander movies, there can only be one … winner of the contest.

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