The Tiny Purse for Women Who Can’t Carry Things Good (and Who Wanna to Learn to Carry Other things, too)

What IS this?

Leatherette Pouch Necklace: $4.80

A purse for ANTS?!

How can we expect women to carry too much shit in their purses, when they can’t even fit anything inside the POUCH?

Forever 21, I DON’T WANNA HEAR YOUR EXCUSES! THE PURSE HAS TO BE AT LEAST … THREE TIMES BIGGER THAN THIS!

Derelicte!

WTFresh Hell is this?

Price: $26.00

Is that an old fisherman’s net with little peices of trash  and carp scales bundled together at the collar? Are those yarn loops?

Nope. Just trash.

This thing looks like a piece from Mugatu’s Derelicte campaign.

Forever 21,

WTF?