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“Are you as tall as a hamster?”

Reviewer G.S. asks the eternal question is his review of Swiss+Tech Micro-Max Multi-Function Pocket Tool.



This reviewer is our “hero.”


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NSFWeddings Wednesday: Let’s Get It On

One thing you want the decor of your wedding to do is to make DAMN certain your guests know what time it is when it comes to how much you and your new husband like to bone.


Main Squeeze Wedding Cake Topper: $28.50 


Sexy Cake Topper: $27.50 

So what if you’re grandmother is there! And the children? They gotta learn ’bout booty someday. Why not on the happiest day of your life?


The Love Pinch: $27.37 

Get it, girl. 

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Real Vests, All Day, On the Block


They’re not just for chronically single, 42-year-old homeroom teachers anymore.

Suedette Fringe Vest: $19.80

I really shouldn’t be too hard on this vest, though. It did take time out of it’s busy schedule doing Wicca and listening to Tori Amos’ full discography to be here with us today.

Forever 21,

Blessed Be.


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It’s Fringe, Ombre. FRINGE.

Ombre Fringe Necklace: $8.80




Forever 21,


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Drop Bows on ‘Em

You know what’s missing from my life (other than servants)?

Jeweled Accent Top: $22.80

A sweater with subtle jewel, rhinestone accent and large, satiny bow on the side.

But, I still feel like it’s missing something.

French Terry Bow Pullover: $22.80

A chiffon rat’s tail! MORE sequins! How did you KNOW?

Forever 21, You Read my Mind and then you BLEW it.


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Get It Now!

Get what now?

A job having my g-string plugged with sweaty dollar bills or a communicable disease? I spied this selection of busted ass stripper heels on the top floor of a Forever 21. Most of them were soiled in some fashion, and all of them looked as if they had been worn. To the club. Many times. Until closing.

Check out these gems. Sky-high, red feathered shoes, ripe for the picking. You’d have to be a fool or someone who doesn’t like getting a stranger’s foot crust on you not to buy these!

And these! Electric blue and heavy on attitude.

And dirt.

It was hard to tell just by looking at them, but I am guessing these shoes may have been the shoes below at some point in history.

Suedette High Cone Heels: $22.80

 The years, they have not been kind.

Forever 21, WTF?


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