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One Shoulder Rosette Jumper

So many things going wrong here.

Price: $29.80

Let’s just focus on one: rosettes, AKA the fastest way to stop a sane person from purchasing any clothing item. Listen, Forever 21, NO ONE LIKES ROSETTES.


And even if they did, after one wash they just turn into droopy turds dangling from the garment in a most unsavory and unintended fashion.

And don’t even get me started on jumpers, let alone those of the single shouldered variety. Not only do you have to go through the bizarre exercise of getting damn near completely nude to take a piss, it’s also just ugly.

Forever 21, WTF?



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