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The Tiny Purse for Women Who Can’t Carry Things Good (and Who Wanna to Learn to Carry Other things, too)

What IS this?

Leatherette Pouch Necklace: $4.80

A purse for ANTS?!

How can we expect women to carry too much shit in their purses, when they can’t even fit anything inside the POUCH?

Forever 21, I DON’T WANNA HEAR YOUR EXCUSES! THE PURSE HAS TO BE AT LEAST … THREE TIMES BIGGER THAN THIS!

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Rams Head Ring

Look, how cute.

Ram Ring: $3.80

It’s the severed and bronzed head of the smallest ram on the planet.

When I look at this all I can see is a stop motion cartoon of a Ken doll waking up in the morning to find this thing and an ounce of blood in the sheets of his Malibu Dream House bed.

Forever 21, Why do you Make me Make Godfather References?

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WTFinger rave

WARNING:

Looking at the following accessory may cause seizures.

This ring looks like a reject item from Liberace’s estate sale.

How would anything get DONE wearing this thing?

It’d be like there was a rave hosted by Elton John at the Candy Land palace happening on your finger all day.

Seriously, someone tell me the truth – am I tripping balls or is this ring really happening?

Price: $7.80

Forever 21, WTF?

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Birds Of A Feather Headwrap

Damn.

This shit is so ridiculous they didn’t even DARE to have it featured on a model. Can you imagine the balls required to actually wear this thing and be photographed trying to keep a straight face, knowing your image, your mug, is going to be punctuated by a tuft of feathers that very closely resembles a discount cat toy?

Me effing either.

Price: $7.80

Forever 21, WTF?

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