No matter how bad things get, no matter how sparse your closet, tight your budget and low your self esteem …
are not the answer.
Non-breathable, swamp-butt producing pleather booty shorts.
Wear these things during a heat wave and you’ll get pruning where NO WOMAN should EVER get pruning.
And how are you susposed to wash them? Answer: you don’t.
Have fun with that undercarriage infection.
Forever 21, WTF?
Not since this year’s earlier rash of tribal print inspired harem pants has a group of clothing been so clearly destined to join the depressing ranks of the discount rack.
Of all the WTF moments I have had shopping at Forever21 over the years, this HAS to be the biggest. Are there really any fashionable young women who are checking to wear a leopard print, below the waist length vest with a cap that looks like an overgrown acorn?
Forever21, stop trying to make fur happen. It’s not going to happen!