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To Grandmother’s House we go

Mercy, mercy, mercy.

Price: $18.80

These shoes could make an abandoned, ratty roadside sofa blush with embarrassment.

Just looking at these floral printed foot failures brings me right back to grandma’s house and all the unfamiliar and unsettling sights and smells of creeping death within.

Forever 21, put some plastic on those shoes so they won’t get ruined.

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Floral Wide Leg Pants

Price: $32.00

These look like the pants that your single, 37-year-old art teacher in third period with the insane home haircut would wear around the house. Not outside. Just for lounging.

Forever 21, WTF?

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