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WT inFantilism

If I had to name the least sexy and most disturbing fetish on the planet it would probably be  the one for adult diapers.

But for a small subset of folks, adults who dress and act like babies are the most erotic thing ever and the ultra hip designers at Forever 21 have got their finger on the fashion and passion pulse of the infantilism world.

Price: $19.80

Merry Christmas, pervs.

Gross, sexy baby shorts. Good for a night out on the town or a cozy evening in with your rattle and binky. Just doing the cursory research for this post made me want to thoroughly wash both my eyes and soul.

Forever 21,  WTF?

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Fugly Shrugly

I’m not the biggest fan of ruffles.

Nor am I the biggest fan of skin-tight half sweaters that accentuate nothing but the joint between my shoulders and arms.

Enter the Ruffle Knit Shrug:

Price: $13.80

Let’s pause for a moment and forget about the absurd ruffles, which are too short to provide any neck warmth and too plentiful to provide any sanity.

Briefly disregard the overall uncomfortable, bunchy polyester clusterfuck of it all.

Just focus on the models face.

The model, whose sole purpose here is to sell the garment by inspiring our lustful envy, could only muster a look of peeved bewilderment, as if someone had just told a racist joke in mixed company or asked her to take her shoes off before coming into their house.

Forever 21, WTF?

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