Get It Now!

Get what now?

A job having my g-string plugged with sweaty dollar bills or a communicable disease? I spied this selection of busted ass stripper heels on the top floor of a Forever 21. Most of them were soiled in some fashion, and all of them looked as if they had been worn. To the club. Many times. Until closing.

Check out these gems. Sky-high, red feathered shoes, ripe for the picking. You’d have to be a fool or someone who doesn’t like getting a stranger’s foot crust on you not to buy these!

And these! Electric blue and heavy on attitude.

And dirt.

It was hard to tell just by looking at them, but I am guessing these shoes may have been the shoes below at some point in history.

Suedette High Cone Heels: $22.80

 The years, they have not been kind.

Forever 21, WTF?

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7 responses to “Get It Now!

  1. Anonymous

    BEST. YET.

  2. Oh, I get it… It’s like a gift with purchase thing. You buy those now, and you get athlete’s foot for free! Bargain!

  3. Paulina

    They look just like the ones carrie bought in that one episode of sex and the city to “spice things up” with Berger…oh marabou, so classy.

  4. Check out those red feather heels…Big Bird’s ginger cousin must’ve given his life for those bad boys.

  5. Ellipsis

    Okey this explins the FB pic of busted LOL EWWWWWWWWWWW

  6. Katie

    WHAT?!?! They are seriously selling those? are you fucking kidding me?

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