Crafts for Cat Ladies in Training

This has to be one of my favorite “spin” descriptions of a Forever 21 garment, ever.

Crochet Knit Shawl: $15.84

“Snag granny’s style with this tiered crochet shawl.”

Man, oh, man – if I had a nickle for every time I rifled through my grandmother’s closet looking for something to wear on a first date.

I can smell the old lady funk coming off this thing through the computer screen. It looks like the product of a junior college class called, “Crafts for the Forever Alone” or “Crafts for Women who Have just Plain Given up and said ‘Fuck it. I’m just going to be with my cats.'”

Well, let me tell you something – don’t kid yourself, even CATS would you judge you for wearing this. Especially cats.

Forever 21, Hiss.

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17 responses to “Crafts for Cat Ladies in Training

  1. Anonymous

    my grammy makes me modern shawls and scarfs compared to this!!

  2. Anonymous

    Maybe this can be pulled off, but I doubt it. It just looks like a bunch of ginger snaps strung together.

  3. I don’t……hate this.
    I do own multiple cats, so there’s that.

    • ringtheory

      Victoria – you’re frigging adorable and I’ll bet this would look really cute on you. With a pale white slip dress or something equally soft and girly.

      • You’re quite adorable yourself! And I’m stoked I found you on Twitter. By found, I mean I stopped being lazy and looked on the righthand side of this page.

  4. Ayden

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

    you make my day.

  5. I’ve declared “fuck it, I’m just going to be with my cats” and I still wouldn’t wear this monstrosity!

  6. Anonymous

    I don’t think it looks that bad

    • Anonymous

      there have definitely been worse. it could be pulled off though, i think 🙂

      • ringtheory

        You guys are right – there have been worse. I still can’t get over the description. Who looks at their grandmothers shawl and thinks, “Hells yea. I’m wearing that to run ERRANDS.”

  7. LoJo

    That’s why they have to dangle cat toys from the neck. Poor felines get tricked into coming close and then BAM! It’s too late. You’re trapped in the confines of wool shingles. It’s animal abuse really….

    • ringtheory

      Yeah – a lot of the accessories at Forever 21 right now look like cat toys. It’s as if they WANT young girls to be mauled in the face by felines.

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