Yesterday I took a break from my regularly scheduled cave dwelling existence and ventured out into the belly of the neon beast that is Forever 21.
It took all of 30 seconds and three steps inside the store before I came face to face with my own personal tribal nightmare.
Which I promptly purchased.
Top: Forever 21 $17.80
Leggings: Forever 21 $10.80
Heels: Nine West
Drink it in, lovelies. This is what REAL WTF looks like.
You may all remember the leggings from a previous post about Tribal Trend Tragedies. The top is a new edition, although well deserving of a tragic title on its own.
Despite being 100% pure “suedette,” the fringe was quite disappointing. It just didn’t flow, didn’t MOVE the way I’d hoped.
So I did that cool model trick when they jump in the air and everything looks fluid and amazing … only I did it SLIGHTLY less gracefully.
Okay, fuck, A LOT less gracefully.
Looks like the Wicked Witch of the Southwest.
Forever 21, WTF?