If the below appeals to you, chances are it’s already in your wardrobe.
Leatherette Mini Skirt: $15.80
Sure, it used to be the linchpin of your Pocahontas costume from 2002. Maybe your threw it on underneath a long, cream sweater to run errands on a laundry day.
Maybe you thought it looked decent and, hell, you were just going to the news stand and Trader Joe’s for some Reduced Guilt potato chips. Who’s going to notice your bottom came wrapped in a plastic bag with the words, “Leg Avenue” written on it? No harm done. It’s only once.
But now … now this pliable abomination has wriggled its way into your everyday wardrobe. You have succumbed to the slippery slope.
Wearing shit like this is what gets you on bad fashion reality shows. Unless you want Stacy and Clinton cackling their way through your closet on national television, STAY AWAY.
Forever 21, WTF?