Me: “Model, what do you have on right now?”
Sheer Lace Top: $8.80
Model: “Hmm? Oh this? It’s a sexy, sheer lace top. It’s sexy and fun and flirty and totally isn’t making my my skin itch from the synthetic fabrics.”
Me: “Uhm, are you fooling me? I’m talking about that skirt you have on that looks like a freshly shorn, ebony ball sack.”
Model: “You clearly don’t know anything about fashion. Mocha ball sacks are the new black this summer.”
Me: “That may be so, but how do you explain THIS?”
Me: “Thought so.”
Forever 21, Stop Trying to Dress up Ball Sacks.