We all know what it is – hotdogs, RIBS, fireworks, Mike’s Hard Lemonades and ice cold kegs of Miller High Life.
But do we all know what it looks like?
Eagle Fringe Top: $13.80
BALD EAGLES, preferrably depicted in black and white on fringed crop tops with stern looks in their eyes.
American Rebel Top: $14.80
MORE FRINGE. PLEATHER. THE WORDS, “AMERICA” AND “REBEL.” SKIRTS THAT LACE UP IN THE FRONT.
EXPOSED BELLY BUTTONS. SEXUAL. STATESMANLIKE.
Old Glory Fringe Top: $13.80
Fringe, YET AGAIN.
Flag that looks old but is really BRAND NEW.
Beaded Navajo Necklace: $6.80
Stereotypical and insulting facsimile of indigeonous people’s sacred garb. Made with cheap beads.
Fringe Trim Denim Cutoffs: $22.80
I mean …
is there really anything else to say? Fringe trim. Denim. Cutoffs. It’s the trailer park tri-fecta of fantastic American pride.
AND. IT’S. AWESOME.