How did we let this happen?
Months ago I made the disturbing discovery that a new section of horrors had revealed itself on Forever21.com. A section most foul.
A section known simply as, “Jumpsuits & Rompers.”
Despite sounding more like an extremely misguided niche magazine than a clothing section, Jumpsuits & Rompers has persisted on Forever21.com and flourished.
Here you will be treated to some of the more offensive offerings from Jumpsuits & Rompers as the first in a long line of new weekly posts.
Buckle up, Buttercups. It’s Terrible Tuesday.
Strapless Ruffle Jumper: $27.80
Lovely, isn’t she? It’s like looking at an anorexic grape. I’ll bet she stole Fizzy Lifting drinks as well.
You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good DAY, sir!
Ikat Woven Romper: $24.80
First off, why is this a romper and the other a jumpsuit? Where does the line between jump and romp fall?
Secondly, if you’re wearing sunglasses trying to stay casual and incognito for the summer, you might consider not wearing a blasphemous, $1 margarita colored green, Navajo print ROMPER.
We see you, bitch.
Tribal Art Romper: $19.90
I know it seems impossible but, yes, those shorts ARE ever so slightly BUBBLED.
She should just give up now, retire to Palm Beach and stuff a pair of “Oops, I Crapped My Pants” into that one-piece fashion sin.
Forever 21, WTF?