Baby Hooker Tube Top

This just gave me the perfect Halloween costume idea.

Sequin Bandeau Top: $9.80

Sexy Robot Baby Hooker. All I need is a tin-foil antenna and super high jeweled silver stripper stilettos.

CLASSY.

Forever 21, One Stop Halloween Shop.

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9 responses to “Baby Hooker Tube Top

  1. Letty

    Once again, I think it’s okay-_-

  2. die Fray

    I especially like that the skirt doesn’t quite cover even HER little ass. Stay classy, F21.

  3. AGH, so wrong! And I’d fall on my shiny metal ass in those shoes.

    “Bernard… Bernard… Bernard… Bernard… Bernard… Bernard…
    I’m a prostitute robot from the future!”

  4. This all just made my stomach hurt.

  5. Star

    I saw a 12 year old girl buying this last time I was in F21.

  6. Just found your site… literally can’t stop laughing when I read the words “sexy robot baby hooker”. keep up the good work! stick it to the man!

  7. Isn’t that the new solar iPhone charging top? The iKini, we think.

  8. jjonesmanning

    there is literally nowhere to wear that ‘garment’

  9. Chelsea

    YES!!!!!! I love it, one stop unfashionable stripper shop! Lol

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