Vatican Assassin Prom Dress

This dress is the Charlie Sheen of garments.

Tafeta Party Dress: $32.80

It’s trashy as all outhouse and definitely looks like it reaks of full tar Marlboro Menthols.

Just look at it. Artifically shiny. Bloated. Blissfully unaware of its own trainwreck-ishness. Plus, I’m pretty certain it is the exact color of Tiger’s Blood.

 Forever 21, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now WTF?

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11 responses to “Vatican Assassin Prom Dress

  1. Anonymous

    its like. the insides of a vagina.

  2. Letty

    Bright red isn’t something you’d catch me in, nvm the dress.

  3. Anonymous

    Love the site. Just FYI it’s spelled “reeks.” You can wreak havoc by wearing dresses that reek this much.

  4. This is how you dress someone up in your love when you have no love for them at all. Any parent that would send their poor daughter out the door wearing this probably would live in a compound in Waco.

  5. Anonymous

    why do they all have that balloon thing at the end?

  6. Jigsaw Jones

    errrr I kinda like it. haha!

  7. Casey

    Why does she have a door wreath pinned to her side?

  8. Shanna

    Rosettes are the devil!

  9. Samantha

    Looks pretty awful, but still pretty tame on the awful scale.

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