Abstract Print Chifon Caftan Top: $19.80
Once again, “abstract” strikes fugly into the hearts of shoppers.
Good thing it’s made of 100% polyester so it won’t itch like all Hell when you make the grave mistake of throwing it on over your bikini top at Coachella this year. I’m sure the synthetic fibers won’t sufocate your skin as you stand in line for beer at Bonnaroo.
Oh, wait. That probably will totally happen.
Forever 21, WTF?