I know looking at this top might make you feel like you’re plummeting into the dark depths of a K-Hole, but keep calm. I’m an excellent guide.
Just try to remember that, no, you have not been pulled over by the fuzz and thus forced to eat the entire contents of your shroom filled zip lock baggie. You’re not really sweating it out in the back of your Feminist Proxy class while colors speak to you in tongues.
I repeat, you are NOT ON DRUGS right now.
You’re just looking at this shirt.
Forever 21, WTF?
EDIT: If you look at this shirt the right way, you can fully see a dolphin jumping over an old pirate ship with hearts and stars in the background. Just relax your eyes …