No matter how bad things get, no matter how sparse your closet, tight your budget and low your self esteem …
are not the answer.
Non-breathable, swamp-butt producing pleather booty shorts.
Wear these things during a heat wave and you’ll get pruning where NO WOMAN should EVER get pruning.
And how are you susposed to wash them? Answer: you don’t.
Have fun with that undercarriage infection.
Forever 21, WTF?