Perfect Super Bowl Outfit

Oh yes.

Loop Yarn Sweater Vest: $17.99

Guacamole and vomit stains will blend right the eff into this doodoo colored thing.

Forever 21, Game on.

Derelicte!

WTFresh Hell is this?

Price: $26.00

Is that an old fisherman’s net with little peices of trash  and carp scales bundled together at the collar? Are those yarn loops?

Nope. Just trash.

This thing looks like a piece from Mugatu’s Derelicte campaign.

Forever 21,

WTF?