This post goes out to all you ladies and lads who railed against me for hating so super hard on harem pants.
“Try them! They’re really comfy and I get compliments on mine all the time.”
“Not ALL harem pants look bad. You just have to pick the right ones.”
“You just don’t like harem pants because you have dignity and don’t like people laughing behind your back in the streets.”
Ok, I made that last comment up, but regardless!
To all you harem pant loving peeps, I have one thing to say.
Fuck you, because, shit … you were KIND of right.
Zebra Harem Pant: $15.80
Yes, they are comfortable. Yes, they don’t look THAT bad, BUT – I can’t help feeling like I’m an extra on the set of a music video from the soundtrack of a John Hughes movie. Yes, the soundtrack is awesome, yes, the soundtrack will be what ultimate catapults you comfortably right back into the first moment you ever saw Jake Ryan and his perfect smile, but the clothes? Not so awesome.
I just can’t shake the feeling wearing this out and about that someone is definitely going to run up to me and shout, “STOP!” because it’s Hammer Time. Then I’ll be contractually obligated to do the running man in heels. Is that what you want for me?!? SELFISH.
Forever 21, Fine, Harem Pants are not THAT Bad.