Disco Ice Skater

Check out this Studio 54 velvet rope reject costume.

Price: $19.80

The Drop Waist Lacy Contrast Dress looks like what a figure skater at the Fugly Olympics would wear. The only landing she’s going to stick is the one that’s smack dab in the middle of a shame spiral.

Here’s a hint, ladies: if you’re considering purchasing a clothing item with a description that uses the words “crinkled skirt,” “velveteen,” “taupe” and “coral” all in the same sitting, you may want to seriously assess the life choices that led you to this point.

Forever 21, WTF?

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